Doherty does it again

Submitted by: News Donkey
Submitted 07 Aug 2007, at 19:07

Just what does fat-faced-thin-person and Helena Bonham Carter double, Pete Doherty, have to do to get sent down around here?

Yet again, he’s been let off with the threat of prison if/when he fails in his latest bid to stop sucking on the old Apple Jacks and Zammo Powder.

He’s had more appearances before court than he’s released singles* but still they let him out to bother cats with crackpipes and muck himself in a winebago. Why?

What does this affectation-infested former rentboy possibly have over the highly esteemed judicial system of this country.

And fuck all that, he supports QPR.

The one big Gladiator hand thumbs up in his favour though, is that he once decked Max Carlish.

Stop the madness, stop the madness!

* All maths estimated but almost certainly true.